Monday, March 28, 2011

Humor dark outside

 Polish President: I crash, and depressed ah. Lin Re: sofa, with the landlord, tragedy. Keep abreast of Kim Jong Il: the drifting away only by train, safety. Chang Tso-lin thread: upstairs sb.
a penguin steal things, the result was found after police surrounded the alarm, an idea picked up a yellow penguin a round shield, fair and square from the before the police came, the results caught a bunch of police surrounded them and beat up the Penguin. Penguins look innocent, saying:
iPad release, support for 10 languages, but no Korean. Korean netizens expressed regret, said:

Once there is a mountain, the mountain has a temple, the temple has an old monk and a young monk, and then the old monk monk shouted out: Dad, outside snow ....
numbers and letters Corps Army at war, number of leaders and 0, said: I saw two men beaten to 1,3 back, said:
long, long time ago Buddha Shakyamuni Buddha and playing finger-guessing game losers play the forehead to be lost child has been playing the Buddha Sakyamuni was sweating Buddha looked at almost the same knots have no place to go on playing the said I did not come back from a toilet while the Sakyamuni Buddha is in place has been doing children's gestures play the forehead waiting for him ...
After using milk powder to exterminate 00 examination exterminate 90, prices exterminate 80, unemployed exterminate 70, the urban management exterminate 60, laid off exterminate 50, the demolition exterminate 40, exterminate 30 after health care reform. Wow ha ha ha ha! I'm mighty party!
Peking University Tsinghua University Xi, Xifeng exclusive; Fudan HKUST, less impressive publicity. Genghis, Shanghai Jiaotong University, knew only break the firewall. Both to the men, and several top schools, but also to see Lan Xiang.
】 【Ministry of Foreign Affairs said: Monday expressed dissatisfaction; Tuesday to protest; Wednesday strongly condemned; Thursday solemn representations; Friday expressed deep regret. Saturday and Sunday Closed
Apple, has been imitated, never been exceeded; Tencent: always imitated, never been charged; Thunder: has been in the vampire, from whatever the user; Storm : has been rogue, never got caught; Rising: always entertaining, never anti-virus.
an international school teachers out of an open-ended questions: Do you have food shortages in other countries what their own views? African student asked: What is food? European student asked: What is the shortage? American student asked: What other countries? Chinese Students ask: What is your opinion?
bones: Person:
Walled Zhao, Zhang Financial; Honglei, minority Shen impotence. Streamer: Three shot life.
B The two men spent Mulancongjun comment. A: This story is certainly false, eating and drinking to sleep all together Lazard will be see through. B: stupid! For you and sleep with her, you will denounce you?
children can not lose at the starting line, students can not lose in the admission line, leaders can not lose in front, the investors can not lose in the K line, rural women can not lost in the needle, the city can not lose in the curves a woman, all men can not lose in the prostate; As for the people on the streets, you must not lose at the zebra crossing.

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