After We Are Rich to shoot a movie called Let's worry about the people buying the story ~ -
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Department of Family Mushi caves of human lives, human lives father's family high-rise department - this is life * genital worship! -
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gg on mm strange smiles:
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've never had soared over the BMW bike had to Yanzheng a look at it running away in the sunset, and I want to know the engine is not good, but because the car off the chain ~ -
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I fall wife buried in the ground, the results of the winter policeman also bury me in the ground of the ... ... -
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girlfriend wrote in her blog her heartbreak, she does not let me know how ah ... ... -
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name alone is not a spring, the two together Jiaochun garden ~ -
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marry I do not love What is the difference with being raped? -
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see on TV skinny African refugees, even very painful, my grandmother said: !
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These days, who is in only ah? Stupid stupid * B is the students said that his only, and we laughed; us that life is our only, -
God smiled; God says is his only mortal beings, my family laughed the old sow, the exact point that is the facial nerve caused muscle necrosis ... ... -
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Life is piston -
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virgin and virgin wood and nails as if: board was nailed a hole is not a good board, while a few nails but no one will care about wood ... ... -
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human life only from the bed to the wall of the process - but some people are hanging on the wall, and some people were hitting the wall ... ... -
Kim televised speech, said:
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Yapeng finished filming We are very excited about the matter, so he pulled in front of a school banner: After the ribbon-cutting ceremony, Yapeng stood there looked a long time, and then slowly asked:
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supermarket to buy things did not bring enough money, so the brothers take to the next. I saw the brothers move slowly reached into his pocket for money like I am filled with gratitude waited. Unexpectedly, four brothers and their clothes all turned out pockets, and finally one by one shook:
next day, the brothers are caught in the downstairs canteen to get 5 cents coins to buy a small pudding, I went angrily: TMD still can not hide my husband do !
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quarters before lights out, A Jun B Jun eager to see the bed, then asked the curious. -
A monarch: Jun
B:
A king:
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about to graduate, GG not find a job, it is distressed, then four years from morning till evening to call MM for comfort. -
GG:
MM:
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night, two telephone murmur. -
MM (gentle enough): My dear, you want me? -
GG: think, very much like to! -
MM (extremely shy): That ... that How much? -
GG: Well ... ... I want you to think of a dislocated right! -
MM :#@!#%$ -
GG: What do you want me? -
MM: Of course ~ -
GG: think about? -
MM: I ... I ... I think you have phones like the water of the ~ -
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MM:
GG:
Finally, MM is GG to convince ... ... -
results middle of the night, just full of vomit and blood, MM was rushed to hospital for emergency treatment. Half sister in the bedroom, under the careful care, MM was finally able to speak the speech, she said:
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In the upper boss himself:
bunk second child casually pick:
sleep the whole uproar ... ... -
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response to the class teacher that Day at noon, classes took a whim to spend pouring over again, who knows boys are whim one afternoon, but also to the water. Cactus is not as much water, so the classes take to see quickly shout: kinds of attention: there is appreciation, there are admirable, there is surprise, nausea, colored smells, as she later said that what we all already do not care a ... ... -
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A: 13 years ago to go to Shanghai, to see two hundred men in Shanghai the commercial port to the 5 hair falling out over three small ... ... -
B: to look at that persist more than 3 hours, you Ah stronger! -
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us a PhD really nice homes, but the point is a little silly. Once, he accompany me to buy software in Zhongguancun, Lu Yu a woman, so he bought A piece of non-doctoral entangled but reluctantly said:
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finally broke up, the girl said:
girl sheepishly asked:
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my hair cut in the field, chatting teacher asked me where to go to school, I said Peking University. He said: ! ! -
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mother suddenly asked:
even giant sweat, do not know how to answer:
bowl Yishuai mother:
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banner posted on the wall when I went to accidentally fall into the hands of glue, something did not rub, so Ganjin Wang running water room of a home when I met the students and his girlfriend, shy and I kept rubbing his hands: Do not misunderstand ah, this ... this is the glue!
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prisoners off to prison for five years, and his wife take the child to meet him. -
just a meeting, the prisoner said to his wife:
Pro on the car, the prisoner said:
to the door, the prisoners took her hand and said very earnestly:
this time, the children did not understand his father:
prisoners teeth bitterly:
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my sister to call her a friend to others, the results of the telephone voice prompt: sister asked why we have to wait, she said:
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friends with emotion, said: I asked why, he said May 8 the calls received by Beijing Mobile SMS, SMS says:
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bedroom crush a brother took to work, they did not have the courage open confession. That day, he had a dream, dreamed she was sitting in bed clothes, and spent in class was sitting in bed naked body wrapped trained, trained to cry. He was scared, so carefully and asked: The dreams!
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